Why is no one talking about Simon’s daydream of how gay college will be?? I swear they took that whole montage directly from my thoughts. If College/University isn’t that gay I am gonna be so disappointed.
love, simon was . amazing? i can’t believe how accurately they portrayed what being gay/lgbt is like, down to dumb things like iced coffee and vinyl and being clueless about who else is gay. it’s So nice to have a movie portray those subtleties in a way that isn’t mocking, and also capture the fears that lgbt people have when it comes to being out. wow :(((((
I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to the point of them literally being classified as plankton for years because they just sort of get blown around by the ocean and look confused, but because they lay more eggs than ANY OTHER VERTEBRATE IN EXISTENCE, evolution can’t stop them
Why is no big predator coming and gnawing on them?
Their biggest defense is that they’re massive and have super tough skin, but they do get hunted by sharks or sea lions sometimes and they just sort of float there like ‘oh bother’ as it happens
Even funnier, because they eat nothing but jellyfish they’re really low in nutritional value anyway, so they basically survive by being not worth eating because they’re like a big floating rice cracker wrapped in leather.
So basically the only reason natural selection hasn’t taken care if them is because they are the most useless fish
yes, they’ve perfected uselessness to the point of being unstoppable
I know a lot of us who have ADHD struggle with controlling the volume of our voice, but I’m curious, how many of us struggle with it both ways?
Sometimes I’m being way too loud without realizing it, but I also tend to say things too quietly, usually when I’m talking to people I don’t know so well. Especially with tiny words/phrases like “hello”, “thank you”, “you’re welcome” etc, it often just comes out as this tiny mutter that the other person doesn’t often hear but for some reason I just can’t bring myself to say it louder. And it’s terrifying because a lot of people have thought I’m just being rude because I “didn’t say anything”, even though I actually did. But it’s not like they’d know if what I say is barely audible.
